No One Noticed Her Haircut
This girl is going places! She knows how to make a joke at her own expense.
We bet her hair is beautiful under her stylish hijab. Even if she got a bad haircut, no one would ever know!
High School Will Be Fun, They Said
Just wait till you get to college Randey. The bike will turn into a motorcycle, and the firey ground will become lava.
Then, once you graduate college, it is even worse than a fiery hell. It’s slow-burning and painful.
“We Are Not Related”
The last name Nguyen is a very popular last name around the world. In Australia, it is the seventh most common family name!
It is cute that they all coordinated their yearbook quotes just so no one can look back and think that they are quadruplets.
He Must Be Really Happy To Graduate
It is hilarious when people can make a joke about the stereotype that people have about their ethnicity.
When you are happy, your eyes get all scrunched up. Combine that with already having smaller eyes, he can barely see!
Never Use The Unforgivable Curses
His name does sound like a former Hogwarts student who was probably in Slytherin house. He probably was trying to make some Horcruxes and they realized he was the second coming of Voldemort.
Also, this reminds us of the Key and Peele skit when he takes attendance and says everyone’s names wrong. The teacher has probably messed up this name before.
Her Positivity Is Refreshing
When you start laughing at yourself, there are few things that can actually offend you.
In our society today, everyone is obsessed with their looks and how they are seen on social media. This girl is a positive role model!
Sibling Rivalry
Any older sibling, even if they are only older by a few minutes, would probably say the same thing — those times when they were an only child and had all their parent’s attention.
If you are an older sibling, did you enjoy the time better before your siblings were born?
Don’t Let Him Fool You
Have you ever received a spam email saying that a prince or princess from a foreign country needs you to help them by sending them money? Hopefully, you knew it was fake and didn’t send money.
No one else could pull off this joke like him, and it’s so creative. The person next to him should have written, “I won’t fall for that scam a Segun time.”
If You Can’t Laugh At Yourself, No One Can
Can he wiggle his ears like Alfalfa from The Little Rascals? Don’t try to whisper around him because he hears everything.
His ears might be big, but his eyebrows are perfection.
“It’s Hard Being A Single Mother, Especially When You Have No Children And Are A Teenage Male.”
This is the most random quote ever, but it is absolutely hilarious. How did he come up with this brilliant quote that will gown down in yearbook history?
Years from now, his children will see this and wonder what their dad was thinking.
Professor Quirrell Is That You
A hijab is worn by women to maintain modesty, typically for Muslim women. In Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Professor Quirrell wore a head wrap to hide the fact that Voldemort had possessed him.
It is much funnier to tell people that you are walking around with Voldemort than giving them an actual explanation.
A “Can Do”Attitude
Wow, this guy should be a motivational speaker. He made being called trash a compliment. No one wants to be called trash, but now it is something positive.
Also, it’s like saying, “yeah you’re trash, but that doesn’t mean you fully suck.”
He Prefers Tea
It would be amazing if this was the moment he chose to come out. He says nothing and hopes that everyone reads his yearbook quote.
More power to you for being so true to yourself and admitting that you don’t like coffee.
What A Poet
Well, there is not much to say about this one other than the fact that he is a great poet.
You can’t really argue with his logic. Those are all true statements.
Joe McDonald Didn’t Have A Farm, Ee I Ee I O
“With a moo-moo here and a moo-moo there, here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo-moo.” Maybe his grandpa was the one with the farm.
The song does say Old McDonald had the farm, and this boy is not nearly old enough to have a fully functioning farm.
He Should Have Listened To His Mom
When you do something just to irritate your mom, but now it is in your yearbook forever, and there is no way to get rid of it.
His mom clearly didn’t understand that he wanted to show off his muscular legs in his jorts and muscle tank. This photo could also be captioned, “‘Merica.”
His Parents Did That On Purpose
He’s so nice they named him twice! It’s a good name because no one can know your first name without knowing your last name and vice versa.
This quote alone isn’t funny, but the fact that his first and last name is the same makes it hilarious.
Megan Is A Free Elf
Don’t get too excited, Megan. You have college next which traps you with student loans, and then once you graduate, you have to pay bills.
You get to be a free elf for the two months following graduation, and then you are trapped in school again.
Don’t Forget Your Hips For Never Lying
It is nice to see that he can always be thankful for his body. If he only thanked one finger, does that mean he can only count to one?
Can you imagine if he held up his hand and he only had one finger, but everyone thought it was a spelling mistake?