No One Noticed Her Haircut
This girl is going places! She knows how to make a joke at her own expense.
We bet her hair is beautiful under her stylish hijab. Even if she got a bad haircut, no one would ever know!
High School Will Be Fun, They Said
Just wait till you get to college Randey. The bike will turn into a motorcycle, and the firey ground will become lava.
Then, once you graduate college, it is even worse than a fiery hell. It’s slow-burning and painful.
“We Are Not Related”
The last name Nguyen is a very popular last name around the world. In Australia, it is the seventh most common family name!
It is cute that they all coordinated their yearbook quotes just so no one can look back and think that they are quadruplets.
He Must Be Really Happy To Graduate
It is hilarious when people can make a joke about the stereotype that people have about their ethnicity.
When you are happy, your eyes get all scrunched up. Combine that with already having smaller eyes, he can barely see!
Never Use The Unforgivable Curses
His name does sound like a former Hogwarts student who was probably in Slytherin house. He probably was trying to make some Horcruxes and they realized he was the second coming of Voldemort.
Also, this reminds us of the Key and Peele skit when he takes attendance and says everyone’s names wrong. The teacher has probably messed up this name before.
Her Positivity Is Refreshing
When you start laughing at yourself, there are few things that can actually offend you.
In our society today, everyone is obsessed with their looks and how they are seen on social media. This girl is a positive role model!
Sibling Rivalry
Any older sibling, even if they are only older by a few minutes, would probably say the same thing — those times when they were an only child and had all their parent’s attention.
If you are an older sibling, did you enjoy the time better before your siblings were born?
Don’t Let Him Fool You
Have you ever received a spam email saying that a prince or princess from a foreign country needs you to help them by sending them money? Hopefully, you knew it was fake and didn’t send money.
No one else could pull off this joke like him, and it’s so creative. The person next to him should have written, “I won’t fall for that scam a Segun time.”
If You Can’t Laugh At Yourself, No One Can
Can he wiggle his ears like Alfalfa from The Little Rascals? Don’t try to whisper around him because he hears everything.
His ears might be big, but his eyebrows are perfection.
“It’s Hard Being A Single Mother, Especially When You Have No Children And Are A Teenage Male.”
This is the most random quote ever, but it is absolutely hilarious. How did he come up with this brilliant quote that will gown down in yearbook history?
Years from now, his children will see this and wonder what their dad was thinking.
Professor Quirrell Is That You
A hijab is worn by women to maintain modesty, typically for Muslim women. In Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, Professor Quirrell wore a head wrap to hide the fact that Voldemort had possessed him.
It is much funnier to tell people that you are walking around with Voldemort than giving them an actual explanation.