Have you ever come across something so absurdly funny that you just had to stop and take a picture? Maybe it’s a typo on a restaurant menu or a ridiculous road sign, but you can’t help but crack up. Well, fear not, our fellow chuckle-seekers, because we’ve compiled a collection of the funniest signs that are guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. So sit back, relax, and get ready for some serious laughs.Â
Caution: Smartphone Zombies Crossing
If you’re one of those people that can’t stand it when someone can’t take their eyes off their phone, then this is the sign for you. Someone put up a sign in a neighborhood that asked people to “beware of smartphone zombies.” It’s probably just asking drivers to be careful and be on the lookout for pedestrians that aren’t paying attention, but it’s pretty funny nonetheless. It’s also a good way to get drivers to pay attention to the sign.
Now, if only they could figure out a way to get people from becoming entranced by their phones while walking down the road. You might see a sign like this coming to a street near you soon enough.
When You Use Google Translate to Write Your Signs
This post actually contains multiple funny signs. We’re not sure where exactly it is or why it even exists, but we’re glad it does. The first sign in the photo advises people to call the police if they’re stolen, which might be hard for obvious reasons but anyway. Our favorite is probably the sign in the back, though. It reads: “Avoid rude and unreasonable chicken.”
Whoever wrote that must’ve already mastered life by now. Another advises people to keep safe because “the slippery are very crafty.” They sure are, they sure are.
He’s Always Watching
If you ever wanted to make someone feel weirded out and like they are constantly being watched, just put this sign up in your place. It’s basically a sign that looks like Jesus with text that says, “I saw that.” It’ll even hang conveniently from your door if you have nowhere else to put it. We’ve never felt so guilty for doing so little after looking at this sign.
It’s also hard not to imagine there is a small camera installed somewhere in this sign. Placing a small, discrete fake camera somewhere on here might be the only way to make it better.
Everybody Loves A Good Pun (or Three)
If puns aren’t your thing, then you might want to pay special attention to this sign because we promise it will make you a pun lover. And if you already love puns, then you’re welcome. Someone wrote this sign for what is seemingly a bar. It reads: “Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much, it’s likely Tequilya.” That’s pretty great.
However, despite the great puns throughout this sign, it’s probably not the best business practice for a bar to remind its customers that the alcohol they’re being served is likely to make them hit the bucket earlier.