The Karen Maltese
Have you ever thought of what type of person your dog would be if they were a human? This person apparently wanted to imagine what it would be like if their dog was a Karen. They went to the groomer and asked for the “Can I talk to your manager?” haircut. The groomer seemed to understand the request and did just that. They made this Maltese look just like a real-life Karen.
The funniest part is that the dog has absolutely no idea that the entire world looks at her and now thinks that she is Karen in dog form.
When You’re Only Halfway Done but the Cat Refuses to Stay
When you first gaze upon this photo, you may not be able to decipher what type of animal this actually is. Is it a cat? Is it a mouse? Is it an animal at all, or is it just a rug? It’s really hard to tell. It looks like someone started the haircut job but then got distracted along the way. Or maybe they realized how terrible they were and didn’t want to make it worse.
What really went down here is that the cat decided they were done with the haircut, and it was time to continue on with their day. The groomer had no choice but to abide by his request.
A Real-Life Cartoon Cat
It’s hard to tell at first if this is a picture of a cat whose face is smooshed up against the glass or if this cat was just given the worst haircut in the history of cat haircuts. The groomer did him dirty, and that is an understatement. Even if the cat had surgery or something that required them to shave its entire body, they should not have left the face that way.
The cat really looks like some sort of cartoon character. It’s hard to believe that this is a real animal. Its face looks so funny and almost as if it is not connected to the cat’s body.
At Least She’s Rocking That High Pony!
Have you ever had a haircut that truly changed who you are? There was something about it that was so traumatizing that you literally feel it changed your essence. Well, this dog has as well. Just look at how calm, peaceful, and elegant she looks in the first picture. And then look at the panic in her face just a few hours later. What did she see in that time period?
They also changed the color of her bow from pink to blue, maybe as a symbol of how she felt like a completely different dog by the time her day at the salon was over.
Rock and Roll, Baby
Have you ever looked at your dog and felt almost as if you were looking into the eyes of a human? Well, if not, now is your chance. Just take a look at Henry, who has disturbingly human eyes and a very human haircut given to him by the groomer. Someone decided that it would make sense to give this dog a mohawk. Who even knew it was possible to give a dog a mohawk?
The groomer was probably bored with giving the same old haircut to eat and every dog that came in. He saw his opportunity and seized it right away, getting creative with this doggo’s hair.
We Promise This Is Not an Optical Illusion
This dog must be quite a hot head, considering his family and the groomer thought that this was an appropriate haircut for the creature. Although it is no secret that huskies can get a little too hot when they are in warm climates, this isn’t the only way you can cool off your dog. After all, a short haircut would also probably do the trick. There is no need to make the dog look quite this silly.
Can you imagine going to pick up your dog from the groomer and seeing this instead? You probably wouldn’t even recognize your baby, or it would at least take a little bit of time.
If It Wasn’t for the Change in Poses, We’d Never Believe This Is a Real Cat and Not a Cardboard Cutout
Is this a cat, or is it a cutout that someone has printed out and has sitting around their house? It is really hard to believe, despite the multiple pictures, that this is actually a real cat and not just a strange picture printed on cardboard. The way that the cat was shaven truly makes him look unreal. The blank look on his face doesn’t help matters either. Just look at those eyes!
Note to self: if your cat ever gets a skin condition, consider shaving all of the fur, even on the face, to avoid a strange situation like this one.