18+ Tweets From Women This Week That Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee

So many hilarious tweets from women hit our Twitter TLs this week, we’ve been favoriting and retweeting left and right! We’ve rounded up only the best of the best for your viewing pleasure. Check them out, and vote for the funniest ones!

1. Emo Elmo Cake

I’m in tears. This baker said she misread the customer text asking for a “Elmo” cake & instead made an “emo” cake but realized last minute & tried to improvise. Y’all 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/5aUW2z1LeQ
— I appreciate you. (@DeeLaSheeArt) May 4, 2023

2. Oopsie

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA pic.twitter.com/yzHoAOskuM
— Agnes (@agnesfrim) May 1, 2023

Lol?

3. Work Smarter, Not Harder

Gen Z is amazing. I asked a (paid) intern to bring me 50 blank pieces of copier paper and when she brought them in they were warm. Turns out that, rather than count them, she set the copier to 50 and printed blank sheets. Genius.
— 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@SundaeDivine) May 2, 2023

4. Throwback

I’m kind of dying at all the dudes lamenting what women wear at the gym “nowadays” when this is the stuff people literally used to wear to workout in the 80s. pic.twitter.com/FK3P4cRo5J
— celia (@_celia_bedelia_) April 30, 2023

5. The Dog Is So Confused

The best part of the Met Gala was this dogs reaction 😂https://t.co/MxqHRDYLLZ
— Stefanie (@fastpitstop) May 2, 2023

6. Ouch!

7. Well Played, Ma’am

Shout out to the woman on this flight who complained about her seatbelt smelling weird and subsequently got moved to a vacant seat in first class. Well played, ma’am.
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) May 5, 2023

8. We Have Questions

Cleaning that up will cost a pretty penne. https://t.co/hU2j1JZepc
— Hend Amry (@LibyaLiberty) May 4, 2023

9. So Accurate

he’s always got a tiny sour lemon candy in his mouth https://t.co/O2Gtf3pLmx
— Sydney Battle (@SydneyBattle) May 2, 2023

10. Be A Gentleman

I hate when men just text me “yo”. I’m a lady. Take your hat off when you enter this iMessage.
— 𝐀𝐒𝐇 𝐋𝐄𝐎́𝐍 (@AshTheDonLeon) May 4, 2023

11. Show A Little Knee

12. Refreshing

some of the tastiest looking water in cinema history, undeniably! pic.twitter.com/jgHrKm0MVQ
— mariya (@puppymoth) May 4, 2023

13. Monkey See, Monkey Do

i wrote out a cleaning list last night and this morning i saw chance added his own list im crying pic.twitter.com/BSAzKzO5CE
— 𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔯 (@moonbloomer) May 1, 2023

14. Born To Play The Sims

i wasn’t born to work a 9-5 i was born to play the sims
— trash jones (@jzux) May 3, 2023

15. Step It Up, Men

me watching men arrive at the met gala tonight pic.twitter.com/waB1KBSq8h
— Rachael (@markruffaloTD) May 1, 2023

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