Fashion is all about self-expression and being true to yourself, but you don’t need to read Vogue to know when a piece of clothing is horrendous. Between poorly placed wording, confusing color placement, and downright awful designs, these people should be arrested by the fashion police. Do you know what’s worse? A lot of the clothing on our list is being made and sold by big brands who are expecting us to shell out hundreds of dollars – that is just shameful! Read this article so that you know what ridiculous fashion fails to be on the lookout for.
His Mother-In-Law Made These Sleep Pants For Him As A Gift…
We don’t understand why someone’s mother-in-law would give them a pair of pants with such a sexual innuendo, but that is what happened to this person. They got these pants for Christmas, and when he opened the box, he didn’t know how to react.
Unfortunately, not many people would be able to thank their mother-in-law with a straight face while wearing these. We wonder if she understood the joke or thought the squirrel was just a cute addition to the pajamas. Most would hope that she just has a cheeky sense of humor.
There’s A Blazer She Will Never Wear On TV Again
At first glance, it looks like this woman is wearing a black dress with her hands on her hips and an abnormally large head. However, it is just actually an optical illusion from her blazer. Like the queen from Alice in Wonderland, she has a huge head and a tiny body.
When she looks back at this, she will wonder why she wore this blazer and why she didn’t do a camera test before appearing on national news. Instead of being remembered for her work, people will recognize her for this picture and the memes that followed it.
“I Have A Big Head And A Little Body”
She must shop at the same store as the other newscaster because her dress also gives the illusion of a tiny body. At least she made a joke out of it and realized how bizarre it looked on camera. Aren’t there wardrobe people at the news stations to tell the anchors if something will look bad?
Linsey Davis must double-check all of her outfits since on camera since this incident. She can’t let herself become another internet meme because it is not something that a newscaster can put on their resume.
“I Know What You Are…A Horrible T-Shirt”
When Kristin Stewart was a child, she probably never imagined that her face would be stretched across people’s chests. However, after the Twilight phenomena, her face was plastered on every surface you could possibly imagine. Unfortunately, no one thought how this would look on a person with boobs.
Her face looks like it has a filter on it so that her head is stretched. Realistically, who would wear something like this when Twilight hasn’t been popular for quite some time? No shade to this young girl, but we would get rid of anything that has to do with her horrible acting. #sorrynotsorry.
Yes, Every Woman Wants To Look Like She Had A Period Accident
Although these leggings look like they could make your workout more colorful, the dark color is placed in the wrong spot. It looks like her time of the month has hit hard and she was not prepared for a flood of the Red Sea. It’s sad that women have to think about these things.
This was probably not designed by a woman because she would have realized how awkward the color placement is. All we can do is hope that not many people bought these, so they don’t have to fake not being totally embarrassed like this model.
Hanging On By A Thread…Literally
Distressed jeans have been popular for a while now, but nothing bothers us more than seeing pockets with holes in them. How are people supposed to put anything safely in there without the fear of it falling out? This girl clearly forgot that the bottom of her back pocket is non-existent.
Her phone is hanging on by a single thread, which we don’t think will hold on for much longer. Anyone could easily swipe it from her because it is so exposed. She should try carrying a purse or wear pants that don’t have holes in the important places.
Inflatable Pants Are All The Rage In Bikini Bottom
If you are tired of bumping into things and getting bruises all over your legs, then you should be wearing these horrendous balloon pants. Who designed these, and why was this ever considered fashion? How would men comfortably walk around with these on?
While we understand it is more for the runway rather than wearable fashion, these still should have been left in the design studio. Better yet, they should have been burned, but that plastic material would have polluted the air, which means that these are just terrible in every imaginable way.
We Call These: Flopkinis
When you would rather be at the beach, but it’s the middle of the week, and you have to go to work. This woman is sporting some of the most bizarre shoes we have ever laid eyes on, and we just want to know one thing; why? Who created and sold these to this woman?
Everyone on the subway was staring at her feet because they had never seen a pair of shoes like these. Why wear ordinary sandals when each foot could sport a pink bikini? Whoever snapped this picture should have sent it to the fashion police tip-line so they could handle it accordingly.
So Many Questions, So Little Time
We would love to meet this woman because everyone is wondering what the thought process was behind this dress. It looks like Vladamir Putin is a karate master angel with cherubs to protect him if his karate skills fail. What kind of event would your wear a Putin ball gown to?
Whether this is her birthday party or her father walking her down the aisle, she has no idea how bizarre her dress looks. Even the man in the background can’t hide his confusion after seeing the gown for the first time. He wondered if his eyes are playing tricks on him or maybe he is at the wrong event.
Peo Peo Are Ple Ple
When you think of baby clothes, do you picture meaningful sayings or cute cartoon animals? Typically, baby onesies aren’t sending messages like “people are people,” but this company decided to see if it would be a hit… and they failed miserably.
Instead of saying, “People are People,” it looks like it says, “Peo Peo are Ple Ple.” This is what happens when you try to be creative but forget about functionality. Take notes, shirts designers!
A Cowboy Boot You Can Also Wear To The Gym
In the south, it is almost sacrilegious not to own a pair of cowboy boots. However, these boots are taking that fashion statement to the next level. Where else in the world would you find people who love a pair of shoes so much that they turn them into and athletic sneaker?
Why restrict yourself from only wearing cowboy boots walking around town when you could level up your gym style and bring the western style to the treadmill? Can you imagine walking through the gym and spotting someone proudly wearing these while they lift weights or use the elliptical?
Did You Know There Are Two Mars’ In The Solar System?
Whoever produced this solar system t-shirt has never made it past third grade. It shows that the solar system has a different order, and there are two Mars’. If the Earth was next to the sun, our planet would be much hotter, and none of us would be able to survive.
Even a quick search on the internet could have provided the planets’ correct order, but they were too lazy to make the shirt accurate. It would have been a cute shirt if they had just put in the ounce of extra effort. We would return this so that no one sees the level of idiocy that is this shirt.
The Difference Between Men’s And Women’s Pockets Is Astronomical
On the right, you see the man’s pocket fits an entire Nintendo Switch while the woman’s pocket barely fits one Switch controller. Women have to carry purses because fashion brands don’t make the pockets big enough to hold anything. If it has pockets, they should be functional.
Men can carry around everything they need, and more because their pockets are so deep. Most of the time, fashion brands make fake pockets on women’s pants because they just want to challenge us and make our lives harder. Can we please make jean pockets useful for once?
Elsa Is Scary When You Open Her Up
When they saw this Elsa mask in the packaging, it looked like it would be cute for their children. However, once it opened fully, they saw the terrifying version of her distorted face. When it was printed, they didn’t take into account what it would look like when someone wore it.
Although it is weird, it will definitely keep people six feet away because they will be terrified of that face. If a child wore this on Halloween, they would have the scariest costume by far. The moral of the story is to check what you are buying before it is too late.
Sneakers That Look Like You Came From A Crime Scene
We see what Adidas was trying to do with this design; however, these look more like someone walked around in blood and couldn’t clean off the back of their shoes. People will wonder if this person just murdered someone or got some red tye-dye on their shoes.
It is also unclear what the design in the middle of the shoe is supposed to be because it is covered by the laces and not fully visible. If they went out of their way to create these, most people would assume that they would make the key design component the star of the shoe.
How To Recover A Shirt That Turned Yellow In The Armpits
Have the armpits of your white shirts ever turned yellow because your deodorant stained them? Instead of getting new white t-shirts, draw attention to these unsightly stains by adding gold beads to the area. From far away, people will think your shirt is growing fungus, and who wouldn’t want that?
It looks like a spider created a nest in this shirt’s armpits, but someone tried to call it fashion. This is a hard “no” not only from us but from everyone with eyes. Let’s leave armpit designs in the trash and create things that are visually pleasing please.
$4,000 To Look Like A Puffy Cone
Have you ever wanted to look like a street cone, but you also wanted to wear a puffy blanket at the same time? Well, for the small price of $4,000, you can have this horrendous ankle-length puffy coat that gives you absolutely no shape – what a waste of money.
You can buy a warm puffy jacket that is just as long, but it has sleeves and doesn’t look like a blob for a much more affordable price. We also haven’t even touched on that dress. Who would wear a gown made out of puffy coat material unless it was for a design challenge on RuPaul’s Drag Race?
There Are Better Ways To Protect Your Children From The Rain
When this mom found a wearable umbrella on Amazon, she had to buy it for her son, who was less than thrilled to take this picture. She only bought it as a joke, but there are definitely people out there who would make their children wear this instead of a normal raincoat.
One day her children will look back on these photos and wonder why their mom thought these would be adequate protection from the rain. While the idea is interesting, it seems like anyone wearing this would still get wet where the hat doesn’t cover.
The Designer Was Trying To Be Whindsical
Do you think this man knows his pants have a flatulent cloud on the backside? Maybe they were trying to be fun and quirky, but anyone who saw this man in public stared and tried to figure out what was going on there. Most people would be too embarrassed to wear these in public, but he has no shame.
Based on what we have seen in the fashion world, these pants are probably a few hundred dollars from some up and coming designer prominent in the hype beast realm. Just like Supreme, no one needs the clothing item, but people buy it because of the hype and exclusivity.
Instead Of Regular Leggings, They Received Whatever These Are
This is one of those times when someone ordered one thing but received a different item in the mail. Although they thought their everyday leggings were in the package, they opened it to find these strange lace-up pants. Why were these made in the first place?
What do you think, are these are suited for casual Friday at the office, or some shady underground night club? Either way, these are a diverse pair of pants that no one should ever wear. This deserves a life sentence in fashion jail because they are that bad. Also, how long did they spend tying them up just to take this picture?
Gloves Made For A Cartoon Character
When you look at your fingers, it is undeniable that they are all different lengths (if you have the same length fingers please send us a photo). However, these gloves are made for a person with fingers that are all the same size, much like a cartoon character. Maybe this was someone’s first knitting attempt, or there was a malfunction at the factory.
While they do the same job as regular gloves, it must be irritating to have all that extra fabric on the smaller fingers. Whatever happened here ruined this perfectly good pair of gloves, and they can now only be used to make people uncomfortable.
She Is Racism
Although the shirt says, “I am greater than racism,” the “greater than” is hard to see unless you are close to the person. Therefore, it looks like the shirt just says, “I am racism.” That is not a message anyone should want to promote or share.
We understand that the designer was trying to be creative, but the message is not coming across, and it is a fail. We hope no one wore this in public or purchased it because they would get some unpleasant stares from people on the streets.
Who Thought That Fake Pockets Were Necessary To This Design?
How many times do we have to say this: FAKE POCKETS ARE POINTLESS. Why do fashion brands add these pockets that you can’t use? It’s not like they are on-trend; pockets have a purpose, so they don’t need to be added to pants just for the sake of it.
Zippers are not cheap, so why waste one to add a fake pocket. We could go on for days ranting about this, but we are sure you are just as annoyed by these things. Women get excited when things have pockets, and then we get played when we find out that they aren’t functional.
The “I Just Rolled Down A Muddy Hill” T-Shirt Dress
Have you been looking for a dress that says, “I just rolled down a muddy hill, don’t mind me?” Look no further because we found the perfect casual dress to get that message across. Of all the colors they could have used to tye-dye this fabric, they chose one that made it look dirty.
Although beige and brown tye-dye can look cool, the way they did this one looks like she was dropped in a septic tank. It would be perfect for a festival because the mud stains would blend right into the design. Some of the splatters look so disgusting and makes you wonder what caused these splotches.
Thankful To Live In “The Land Of The Because Of The Brave USA Free”
This man is a proud American with his flag flying in the background and his shirt that really sums up the American spirit. Maybe he didn’t realize when he bought the shirt, but the message is out of order and doesn’t make sense. None of the fonts are even the same, which would have helped readability.
This reminds us of that little boy on Vine who said, “Have you ever had a dream that you could —you could —you had— you could do anything?” None of it made sense, but we understood exactly what he was trying to say.
City Life…That’s Questionable
Out of all the places listed on this shirt, only three of them are cities. North Dakota is not known for its city life, and neither is West Virginia. We don’t know who made this shirt, but they must be unfamiliar with city names. Mexico City could count, but they only wrote Mexico.
Understandably, they tried to find places that had the proper letters in the name to spell out “City Life,” but it just looks silly. Why did they think that Maine was the perfect addition to end this design? Where exactly was this made? Because it seems like those people don’t get out much.
Sporty But Also Formal But Also Casual But Also Ugly
This dress must be for a particular occasion; we just don’t know what occasion that is. It looks like a sports dress and a formal dress had a love child that no one wanted or needed. Were the designers making a basic dress and half-way through, they said, “You know what this needs? A large ruffle.”
Maybe this is what fancy people wear to run marathons. They need something breathable yet stylish and slightly tacky, so they don’t look too chic compared to the other runners. We just need a better explanation from Adidas because it doesn’t make sense.